Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

$ ^, U* [& H: E; ?- HMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
; M2 G# E# M' u6 ]- l0 LMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Applause! Applause!)
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7 Y8 F, k7 U- D( {; k: aQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
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3 V/ F6 c/ A. z$ A0 vMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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7 }  K$ ]8 O1 ~& C) |Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
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; `4 A( D0 U& j) a1 ZMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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+ o) `4 A4 L- a( D$ ^(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
; a7 M9 h. x! Q# r4 J% eMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
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2 M" h! M+ q$ {5 K! |2 }3 bMs India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
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Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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" M$ `$ f# Q7 b" J, O+ C. wQuestion: How can you say so?
1 Q# y" e- X7 x2 ?: q# ~Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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6 c* X+ P5 h6 |9 HQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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# h4 U0 M2 i' }+ w3 J( r7 HMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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show is over.

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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$ k' G+ @* }6 M& D/ [, l8 zQuestion: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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Question: How can you say so?
3 ]5 @7 i5 u, h9 U/ V( VMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~