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发表于 2006-8-11 15:30:00 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: #f3f3f3; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font color="#dd6d22" size="5">已做修改</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: #f3f3f3; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font color="#5ea25e" size="2">永远不要参加任何社团招新,除非它让你作社长。任何社团存在的理由,就是增加社团负责人的竞争资本</font></span><font size="2"><font color="#5ea25e"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">$ h! R/ w: {0 `  y! P
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                                                <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">永远不要指望食堂里的服务员的小学数学学得有多好,他们会通过两位数加法的正确率不会高于百分之</span></font></font><font size="2"><font color="#5ea25e"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">40 <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">永远不要到看上去心情不好的食堂服务员窗口打菜,他会让你的酸菜鱼成酸辣汤,宫保鸡丁成炒花生米</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">&nbsp;</span></font></font><font color="#5ea25e"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">&nbsp;<br/><br/></span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">永远不要看重手机的其他功能,除非你有偷拍的恶习。记住,你买手机的最大用途是为了收发短信。</span></font></font><font face="宋体"><font size="3"><font color="#5ea25e"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">7 _: u7 X  P/ G) p
                                                        <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">永远不要把大学看成教育机构,记住,它是彻头彻尾的盈利机构。</span></font></font></font><font face="宋体"><font size="3"><font color="#5ea25e"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">1 w; Z5 [+ k& R- z- r4 l
                                                        <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">永远不要把英语给忘了,英语四六级越往后越难过,给四六级委员会捐钱事小,无形的心理压力会让你有了报复社会的想法。</span></font></font></font><font face="宋体"><font size="3"><font color="#5ea25e"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
; z9 J7 g* E7 e/ \& Q" y                                                        <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">永远不要到校门口饭店吃饭的时候看他们是怎么洗碗</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">怎么洗菜,他会让你</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……</span></font></font></font><font face="宋体"><font size="3"><font color="#5ea25e"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">0 _, {, _5 F- o+ h# n  [- g
                                                        <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">永远不要在放假的时候把很多书带回家,你怎么带回家就会怎么带回学校,一定是原封不动。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
( [8 r: B" w2 G& }4 l8 X* F                                                </span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: #f3f3f3; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font color="#5ea25e" size="3">假期就是用来休息的,你放假前作的种种学习设想永远只是设想。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span></p></span>
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