小沈阳经典语录搞笑翻译

古道西风

1.这是为什么呢?

谷歌版：This is why?
山寨版：This is why what？
  T- Q4 f' Y7 i2 H/ P. A" k学院版：Why is this?
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% Z: E& f! b7 @/ D9 n2.准备好了么? Music!

7 H; j2 I. G" w3 c) c/ J: f谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
% o# o  \! |2 F" |* ]山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
学院版：Are you ready？音乐！
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3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。

谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
0 l1 X' a2 n+ T5 H+ [山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
4 |$ L# D2 \* R& z% Z. V学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。
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谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
) q8 [  p! z6 r8 O. W) y1 }9 ?学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.

5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !
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谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！
* k: k/ d( y% \4 r学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang

6.走别人的路，让别人无路可走!
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* G/ P3 n& l. a. |谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
% I' w9 H: s) D7 O1 q( O0 V山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
学院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.
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7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人
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6 N, Z% F! [* x) i' i1 w* c; D谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
  f. }& s$ s' i山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.

8.我也是有身份证的人。
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谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
山寨版：I also am have body card people.
学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.
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9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。

谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了）

" o- j& g" U! f/ R+ K山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
$ k0 J/ F2 Y! e3 P8 A8 ?2 S/ Z学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.

! u* X6 q; }8 }6 _# d10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!

5 ~# L/ z# \; c' R: N4 r0 U4 p9 E7 \谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
, y: e. S4 a" J8 R1 n山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!