人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life


3 F+ h8 F1 Z/ m. G$ C# T1 d2 _    人之初：At the beginning of life.

# e' F$ }- _3 @/ l0 ~    性本善：Sex is good.
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4 Y+ M2 U4 g0 A! Y, M; k  `7 d6 b$ j# X    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

# U. \6 }2 `$ x) u. I    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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; ^4 B8 C+ n" n% T    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

: Q+ W* t0 G# _, ^  ], ^# D7 W    教之道：The way of learning it

    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 k" M. Q2 f  c: z/ K  J6 E  K    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

0 Q1 T( J% u3 \) F# Z& i6 }    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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    子不学：If you don't study hard,

9 i* Q/ c  u, L: R- C5 V    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

7 w' g# h( J5 H; u. O: X4 [    教五子 All his five son took it

' l4 Y, _! [$ W  t" r4 _0 k/ W    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

' V9 y9 C3 Z, X% h# l    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

. t! j3 G6 I+ |6 u$ Y' z    父之过 It is all your fault.
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7 j# n$ m& u  P) O    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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% f- i5 j: d' n    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

/ K' [" q& }- C8 N' O" Y    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

! Z( G3 h# q* v& x' n    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

8 z) h7 E6 r: ~3 M  c/ ]9 _! \    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。