人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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  _9 Q1 P4 M4 h( y; t' T    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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( I2 E" W7 T* a' `! R    性本善：Sex is good.

% ]( F9 e9 h. p3 E! t  k7 R5 f* G    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

; i; p  X+ Z; J  U" w& M5 n) v3 I' y    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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! R. L5 B0 E' U/ J- F5 @% P) P    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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    教之道：The way of learning it
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    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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' @/ y2 K5 u9 j0 @    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ r, ~7 J4 a5 u    子不学：If you don't study hard,

    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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: l6 Y  ]3 }  @) q    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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$ ~0 L' F! _- T; x4 N1 W2 G6 }9 W    教五子 All his five son took it

    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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+ B; N8 W; [$ H% ~) |" ~2 @    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

    父之过 It is all your fault.

+ B4 @) _, Y9 l) s9 P! Y* D    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,

    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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    子不学 You may refuse to study this

    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

9 A5 e/ J, ]1 r* v    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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* w2 w# c; w6 ?  g" |( E' |: Z    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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- d  _4 C9 S1 b    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

$ u( T  T, S; i& N$ j4 k/ [    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。