不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
1 U* y* c4 m. e" A- Q        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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3 ~$ Z& {: C/ X4 }3 Q3 |        Age 22 - 22岁时
7 q3 G9 }6 S& _4 W% a, d        What I Want in a Man - Original List
& S' B; g5 E- z' j        1.Handsome
2 k5 u$ S1 c6 ]. h        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
- t' Z# [$ {8 A0 a& I        6. In good shape
5 o( H/ k' H6 h6 L        7. Dresses with style
( {' k) v  u; S" S        8. Appreciates finer things
1 g) a& a: z4 i' |+ z7 l% }        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
. R( t  W4 i, H5 J2 S" G        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
" W! P8 l, K! V! V" X$ _        2.有魅力
& g2 H/ q% C& C. g  a- f: `: u" i        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
" Q$ E2 ]. `4 U8 ^  g$ Z        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
& |/ |* [& k9 T' B$ G- d% `: [' l        9.充满惊喜
/ y9 ~5 }! U: I# Z* O/ b8 b        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

" k0 _3 v# w/ X        Age 32 - 32岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
; {+ z5 e& B! E& ?; ]        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
% c" D0 v) \2 M$ ?  L+ ^9 a        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
        5. Laughs at my jokes
        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
. F* P0 g2 o% P4 d        7. Owns at least one tie
        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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4 W5 I- D1 n. S: B9 L$ E" f    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
2 ^- L0 l& W& m' l2 R( u        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
: N( H5 ?" c: E6 q        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
! }3 N6 l/ o+ k9 R        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
' C: U: i" L1 g' m$ p7 _        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
& C5 s8 j+ O" M5 `        7.至少有一条领带
        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
8 q7 R3 D2 c' u, W6 r5 r        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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% t  P( @- ~2 C/ Q        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
3 H- H/ Y# n; M! ~. h        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
& c2 X4 |) r2 i! f        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
/ }1 R# y7 c( f5 A2 D        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
        4. Nods head when I'm talking
, }. C3 W9 Z2 ?* `+ r) e( Q        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  }* _2 S3 [; a& h/ U        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
0 y5 h' [5 m7 t; A        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9 Z2 s9 i; S' W' B9 l        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.
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  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
; p: `$ r. w% U4 M$ n' g0 U3 z  g        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
5 ~5 R; X& o3 I! \  I/ K        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
! t( S& P# M- y1 N; u8 c        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
" g4 O+ t! R9 J2 s% W0 d4 b        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

) m7 f8 v+ s, ]" R7 {, w! r" n        Age 52 - 52岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
6 ?0 s: A. l8 V( G        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
, p; A7 N8 ~# ^" |( H. r        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
8 P) D7 P. S/ v, R9 [) |        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
3 j7 A. Z% y  M( w        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.

+ ?9 v, \: U4 t" ~        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
! t* m4 J( ?- o3 b" q' |        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
# [, y- i! H, n; k1 S- O5 L8 F        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
; k9 P. C. M. E+ _9 n5 B7 c        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
, f. U, J. K1 n6 L* W4 ?' o        8.欣赏电视晚餐
, t1 M4 [1 W. m        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子

* ~& l: |" n  W9 t9 \& z        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
1 ^  S, W; O" N- \+ Y$ \/ j5 g2 T        2. Remembers where bathroom is
1 F. b" T9 _7 x9 ^* i/ W4 t        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
# R0 Z; X: W: ^  {/ _$ k        5. Remembers why he's laughing
        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
5 B3 g' e0 l4 r  O        7. Usually wears clothes
! x9 U: |: s% d, M1 S* y) m        8. Likes soft foods
+ N/ d  W6 H. N: c        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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; r0 S- P4 h3 t- _    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
        2.记得浴室在哪
0 a7 S( T( f1 E) M        3.不需要太多钱生活
        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
        6. 行动自如
. g$ Z3 S- c; g% ~" z' _        7.通常穿着衣服
, C; r2 v1 g  {# {        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
        10.记得哪天是周末

        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
; a# L2 ?& X3 q9 r        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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        我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.活的
8 @% }# F  l5 C2 E, A7 g6 d& ^        2.能找到卫生间