美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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: f0 D4 A. C" t8 m, o9 S听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

, q, \0 h% }6 f- v; N6 uI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

8 i8 ]! ~) w1 b# p* l3 r你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

$ P) [* u# m2 q4 E' {, {) FYou have just invented a new form of torture.

/ [' Z" ?; A; O/ _5 P! o, y: e你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

9 a1 c# u) L; TYou killed my favorite.
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3 z0 g+ A7 @* `; }: W我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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  K) i7 D7 E# w- VIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

4 O* R0 {0 U0 a, n  A" s你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

/ b0 ~' E6 O/ `You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

! D: \& Z' U' a# ?5 Y4 T# o你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

$ Z1 w/ w+ O# C  Y+ ~我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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4 w- C! g5 [- T+ O  W% j$ d- O7 h- RImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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; d3 _4 F; _* \: @It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”