开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

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1)TOM'S EXCUSE
3 `& H. w0 s2 pTeacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
5 |6 _3 W8 U# w  _2 l, T0 c2 Y( KSlow".
汤姆的借口
' S* @+ t$ D2 J) F老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
$ Q$ ?1 K* Z) \* `汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
& x5 Y% g3 z2 m$ h2 i汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
/ v( d, D7 M5 E- Q7 \( sand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
9 j. {" K" O* `: c4 C汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
0 N4 k' j! p0 m# |吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
5 h8 q5 y! A* s# D# x* u; i8 v+ U1 t附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
$ t( p+ e; r! x* t6 g4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
% Q+ q$ H( L/ T1 R) D妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
8 o9 A/ q4 X  u“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
/ i) Q: V% c4 F* \; {, R6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
1 F4 ]. h- z6 s1 v0 s1 u2 I6 L1 CSusie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
1 u9 s& Y/ u1 D" O4 |1 L父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
* D* E* d* H8 i7 {) x“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
2 w- P, ?4 j0 w6 J6 ?& n* w$ [0 Z“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
* \( {" u* }: C1 e* S1 L: p“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
( x, |/ M/ N" \' R' B“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
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. N' N+ t" J% r% n  Z- A6 d3 S, z' v伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
! x* v/ ~5 K( }% l3 w" ~  g/ l: b“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
4 J5 q# j3 ^6 R+ q" ]9 O1 L6 ]“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
, p7 A7 D4 Q7 V5 |9 M9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
& v6 S, F; n: y! D# b3 c8 {; |3 T( ZTeacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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