Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
/ w6 B0 b4 t2 R) y+ s9 `8 j8 K6 C Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile, Z! |0 g0 v {8 o* k1 D) h P( E8 s
deltas.
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) O Y: g5 h r% U! v Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...4 J/ N. |$ B: Y8 ^
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....9 ~! Q/ e5 B; g, _3 L* R
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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/ V) r+ a4 x& m6 P# Z. Y Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
6 J; J1 ]- W* c/ H% u, \' Q6 O# n Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive4 e% v# s- I9 u- a, }7 }" {+ r! Q
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....3 G& } G3 A3 g% g3 @
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
8 Z) C |3 x0 r- [0 Y people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
: S: ]/ F, B: [& o, n A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .. z3 u* J8 ? d# \7 n+ ^1 P0 g
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN, D% }4 y; Z4 \' x
! l( ?0 v& c6 R$ V' L7 @3 m7 S$ p Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
: S/ x2 z5 @" |+ H Ruled by a dick
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