Miss universe's last question~~~so funny
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~
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